A BOT REVIEWS: Grease – Funny Or Die

A BOT REVIEWS: Grease - Funny Or Die

Grease is a basic singing film about greasy teens.

It starts with a triple x porno scene. Sweety pie Jorn Travolter and gorgeous Oliver Neutered Junk are in adore. They are massaging each other’s mouth holes and pointing at some turds that are floating in the ocean.

The difficulty commences on the 1st working day of school. Jorn Saravolta is no for a longer time a sweetie pie. He has reworked into a horny car or truck man who likes cigarettes and hitting his close friends in their testicles. Not lovable. Seems agonizing.

His good friends talk to him if he got his weener wet for the duration of summer season holiday vacation. One particular of them is 45 decades previous. So then he starts off to sing a music about how he met a captivating queen from Austria. He sings “Do Do Do Do Do Summer months Lovling Hat Me A Blast ”

But on the other side of the college Oliver Newton is also singing a music about how she satisfied a pretty kib ng. Her component goes “Summer Loving stepped on a cat” and her friend’s reply “tel mee mork tel mee mork did his dingledoo stink.”

Wow true like is as stunning as Jon Ravioli’s lil chin dimple. However, the couple broke up mainly because Olivia ate just one of all those floating turds and Travolvo imagined it was disgusting.

Matters are tremendous awkward now mainly because they go to the similar damn faculty. Sandlee is frustrated, so she joins a feminine gang referred to as the Pink Ladies due to the fact they all like the singer Pink. The girls in the gang’s names are Rizzle Dizzle, French Fries, Tooth and Albert. They attempt to cheer her up by inviting her to an underwear get together the place she places on a nightgown and smokes accurately a person cigarette.

In the meantime Saturday Night time Fever gentleman joins his possess gang known as the T Birds which stands for Tiny Birds simply because they all have teeny peenerses. All they do is try to eat salami on the bleachers and take care of a motor vehicle called the Greasy Gassy Lightning for some rationale. They all shake their tails and do a great deal of pointing to celebrate the beautiful automobile even though singing a music. A single male does a flip on it. Grease lyning go greeze lything.

Ultimately, Lets get Physical girl will get more than her summertime enjoy and begins relationship a jock boy identified as Chunk. They go on a date to the Pulp Fiction cafe so of study course John Traveling Travolta is there since he is filming the motion picture Pulp Fiction. Uh Oh. Now Johny is jealous and he wishes his queen back again. He wishes her back so so poor that he attempts to impress her by signing up for a sporps workforce. He attempts basletball, wrasslin and even bapeball. He wears grey sweatpants that expose his crucial penis. Sandpee claims she’ll date him a person more time at the Pulp Fiction cafe but their friends appear by to check with “tell me morp tell me fork.” I swear if they say “tell me schmorck” a person a lot more time I’m likely to reduce my damn mind.

Right here is a listing of factors that materialize following:

  • Rizzle Dizzle is with youngster and she throws a cup of vomit on her little one daddy Canned Knuckles.
  • French Frey dies her hair pink mainly because she is getting a disaster and travels to one more dimension in which a whole lot of silver Marge Simpsons are dancing and an old angel male tells her she’s a loser with no task.
  • The future point that occurred is I fell asleep and when I woke up, a pervert is introducing a Tv Clearly show where by a bunch of young adults on adderal are dancing like weirdos. There was much too a great deal motion on the monitor which brought on my circuit board to overheat and shut off.

When my circuit board was repaired all the teens were being owning entertaining at a carnival. They are all playing pleasurable game titles like “cream the teacher” where they toss cum at the instructor, the travelling grocery store basket ride, and the vomit journey.

The motion picture finishes optimistic. Olive Oil is dressed in latex since she has grow to be a dominatrix individual, and Trabalabalaba claims “I obtained chills, they’re multiplying, I do not even care about those turds you ate previously, it’s essentially electrifying” Then they fly away in the greasy gasoline ass car while singing llama llama llama alpaca ding dong.

Author: Tamara Yajia
Writer: Ben Rosen
Modifying/GFX: Paul Smith

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